Cool mashup of Justin Bieber's "As Long As You Love Me" and Selena Gomez's "Love You Like A Love Song".  Aww, they're back together (insert vomit sound effect here)

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It's a tradition of Fiesta to collect and trade the Fiesta medals...usually a process that is annoying, but easy. Typically the only complaint is not getting the one you want. But Alamo Defenders are FURIOUS at the artist who made this Fiesta medal for the way it depicts the Alamo. Also, how it looks like a bat and ties in the whole Ozzy Osbourne thing where he urinated on the Alamo. To see the medal in its entirety, CLICK HERE.

Do you have a problems with this?!

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Personally I liked her last appearance on Letterman better, mainly cause of how she said she made Justin Bieber cry, BUT...this is pretty awesome too!

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This FOX reporter was on location in Boston after the bombings when these two girls came up and tried to kiss him. He wasn't havin' it! NOTE: I will not react in the same way if you try this when I'm doing the show out live :)

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Spurs Center DeJuan Blair just settled a lawsuit with a San Antonio jewelry store, after he bought more than $50,000 of jewelry on credit and then never paid for it. He worked it out though, and said it was all just a misunderstanding...

...In other news DeJuan Blair has been cast as the lead for Mean Girls 2.

Rob Kardashian says he cries every time he sees himself naked in the shower because he says he looks small.  Yikes...really Rob, why would you tell anyone that?! Also bro...you might want to try getting pregnant...
 
...because it sure has made your sister Kim a lot bigger.

A woman had a brush with death after she encountered an escaped tiger in a circus restroom. Can you imagine? That's even worse than one of the porta potties at NIOSA.

...The worst part...the tiger left the toilet seat up.

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Went to NIOSA last night and while in line for the porta-crapper witnessed 2 girls talking about how rude guys are at Fiesta. While I deem this to be true, their reasoning I found to be insane.

"i can't believe he just walked up to me and called me hot, how unclassy and rude"

"I know, he called me cute...what am I a dog?"

SERIOUSLY?!  Okay, what the heck are guys supposed to say to you to give you a compliment? Is there a word that's acceptable!? We're simple and dumb...HELP!

This makes me want to be like Raj from Big Bang Theory and just never talk to a woman sober ever again. Haha...

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Gwyneth Paltrow has been named the World's Most Beautiful Woman by People Magazine, but that's not what she's been making headlines for today. She apparently is part of a clothing line that is releasing string bikinis for little girls.  WHAT?! Anybody else think that's a horribly inappropriate idea? CLICK for more...

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