Scary moment at a San Antonio strip club last night. Two men started arguing during one dancers show and then pulled out guns and started shooting. Sadly, the stripper, who police describe as an innocent bystander, was shot in the butt....

...Making it the first time a San Antonio stripper has had all her shots.

Lindsay Lohan has bigger problems than jail, she's been blacklisted from most of the hotels in LA! When she flew into town the other night before her court appearance she was turned down by two hotels.  But lucky for her, she's still welcome at Motel 6, where they'll leave the light on for her.....
 
...so she knows which room to crash her car into.

Think you're broke? It’s reported that the nation of Zimbabwe has just $217 in the bank.
 
...wow, how did they blow all that money we already wired to the prince of Zimbabwe?!

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