
Jessica Simpson is pregnant again! Girl just dropped sixty pounds, now she's gonna put it back on for her next decade long pregnancy - seriously, I swear she was pregnant for 3 years last time. No comment from Weight Watchers if she'll have to give the 4 million back...

Lindsay Lohan is realizing her acting career might be over and now wants to do a TV show based on her own life. They're having a hard time coming up with a title...
...since "The Walking Dead" is already taken.

Apple has fired the manager of their much maligned maps application. Even worse news for the guy is that on the way to the unemployment office
...he got lost.

GQ magazine has named Mitt Romney its least influential person of 2012. The magazine said that voting for Romney is like hooking up with the last single person at the bar at 4 a.m.
...The good news for Mitt is that he still has an acceptance speech he hasn’t used.
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