Tony Parker should probably stay away from strip clubs, especially in Austin. He's lucky he has his sight after that club brawl, a man in Austin isn't so lucky when he got caught in the middle of a stripper riot at Hot Bodies in Austin. 17 strippers in all were involved in the brawl, and things turned ugly when one threw her high heel at the man hitting him in the eye, and now he might lose it...

...hey, Mom always said too much might make you go blind.

Lady Gaga just released this demo she made when she was 16, it's called No Floods. Yeah, file that one under the Too Soon category. She released it just after all the devestation from Sandy. :/  It is a good song though! Rough, but hey, she was 16.

Britney Spears is in talks with a publisher about writing a novel.  Which is good.  Cause I'm pretty sure the key to composing great literature is punctuating every sentence...

...with "like," "um" and "y'all."

Police say they have video of Cee Lo assaulting this woman who is accusing him of sexual battery. She says he spiked her drink and then had sex with her.  The lesson here, ladies:  keep your drink out of Cee Lo's reach...

...so, you know, like six inches.

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