The TLC channel has ordered more episodes of the reality show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” They're all getting raises too. I don’t know what they’ll be spending their extra money on, but you can probably rule out gym memberships.
Honey Boo Boo's dad was injured while four-wheeling in Georgia and needed emergency surgery to overcome a serious life threatening infection. Eyewitnesses say he was confused and speaking gibberish when it all happened...
...Then he was in the accident.
San Antonio is yet again the top tourist destination in Texas! And where do most people spend their time while here? The Alamo, The Riverwalk, Fiesta Texas, Sea World...
...and the 281/1604 interchange.....but that one's not on purpose.
Robert Pattinson has moved back in with Kristen Stewart and has apparently told her, he's giving her a one month trial, but if it doesn't work....he's out. The worst part...she's apparently thinking about getting his name tattoed on her body.
...Oh, well then you definitely know it's not working out.
J-Woww's engaged, (YOU SHOULD SEE HER GIANT RING!) so just how did Roger pop the question? Will you laugh if it was in a tanning bed - okay it wasn't! Turns out Roger popped the question by holding up a sign while they were skydiving!
...Note to self, that's a pretty sure fire way of getting them to say yes....with your hand on their parachute.
And maybe they oughta think about doing this in San Antonio, we need some help. California has passed legislation allowing driver-less cars on its roads. They say driver-less cars will save lives, save energy...
...and save Amanda Bynes.
The NFL and referees union reportedly came to an agreement. Don't get too excited, football fans. The agreement is,
..."Damn, Lady Gaga's put on some weight."