Kristen Stewart is said to be furious she's the one taking all the heat over her cheating scandal - by the way, Rob's friends are telling him to not get back with her! Kristen's mad that Rupert Sanders is getting off scott free even though he initiated everything! She's afraid this could end her career...

...oh hunny....that's adorable, you thought you could have a career after Twilight.
 


Jennifer Aniston is planning a big wedding before the end of the year, and immediately after that she cannot wait to start adoption proceedings! Yep, she wants to adopt....wonder where she got that idea from...
 
...to get even and one up her, every child on the continent has just been adopted by Angelina Jolie.
 

 I think party busses are a great idea, until somebody on the bus falls out. That actually happened. A 19 year old was partying with her friends on a party bus when she opened the emergency exit and fell out! That's not the worst part...nobody noticed she was gone for twenty minutes...
 
...Good news, that's an unbelievably awesome facebook post if it happens to you, bad news...if it happened to you, you should probably get all new facebook friends.

Sunday night the big Oprah/Rihanna interview hits TV, and you know we'll have all the highlights at mix961.com, including the parts where she breaks down about the Chris Brown incident. One person who wishes Rihanna would just shut up about it....CHRIS BROWN! He apparently told Rihanna to knock it off, that it's her fault people can't move on from it...

...you know whose fault it isn't Chris.....that window you destroyed a while back.
 


Miley Cyrus says she loves her new do no matter what everyone else is saying....despite the fact she tried to hide her face from photographers yesterday. Didn't matter, they got her, and she was smoking a cigarette...Miley, Miley...not good...
 

...you know, if she doesn't stop, pretty soon both her hair and teeth are gonna turn yellow - oh wait. 



And Tax Free weekend is upon us...so time to stock up and save really not much money at all, lets be honest. But good news, adult diapers are still on the list of approved tax free items again this year...
 

...I guess they figure school lunches have gotten REALLY bad.

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