You ready for Pauly D at Cowboys on Monday?! I can't wait....he's one of the last ones I have yet to meet or talk to...win tickets right now HERE!
 
Have to ask him what he says about this....Snooki says she's the most responsible member of the "Jersey Shore" cast...
  
...cause nothing says responsible like getting pregnant during a one night stand out of wedlock. 

Chris Brown & Drake may be broke and living together by the time this is all over. Tony Parker's already suing them for 20 million for the big bottle throwing nightclub brawl a while back, now the club is suing them both for 16 million! By the way, think about it....Tony got hit in the eye with a beer bottle, and now has to wear goggles... 
 
...so now we can say Tony Parker wears beer goggles......you're welcome Joe Reinegal.
 
 

Microsoft founder Bill Gates now says he wants to reinvent the toilet. Actually he's forgetting he already did this....
 
...It was called Windows Vista.
 


 
Ladies, I know you'll be disappointed. Shia LeBouf says you won't be seeing him in anymore big budget Hollywood movies. He says he's swearing off big movie studios for the rest of his life, he's sick of them...
 
...translation he didn't get cast as Christian in Fifty Shades of Grey. 
 

And if you'e gonna rob a joint, this is probably not the place to do it at....two San Antonio men tried robbing a martial arts studio late at night figuring it would be empty --- wrong. They were greeted by several MMA fighters who were still inside training, at which point the thieves ran off....

...or actually kind of speed walked off, this is San Antonio.
 

And they say everything's bigger in Texas, well, a 12-year-old boy from Mesquite, who’s over 6 feet tall and weighs nearly 300 pounds, has been told that he's too big to play pee-wee football. God, he would crush the other kids!
 
 
 
...The good news is he’s not too big to play teeter-totter with Kirstie Alley.


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