Seriously, they need to get out more....this was so 2010!

 

 



PINK has revealed that she turned down offers to judge The X Factor, American Idol and The Voice because she felt viewers would hate her for giving contestants the truth...

...and because producers were worried she'd appear more manly than the male judges.

 



LADY GAGA has reportedly cast Lindsay Lohan in her new music video. The two became tight after they had a 'sleepover' at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.

...well, techinically Lindsay wasn't AT the hotel, she just crashed her car into it.

 



A new Denny's in Las Vegas will include a wedding chapel in the middle of the restaurant.  However, as they walk out of the restuarant, instead of rice...

...guests will toss hash browns, and moons over my hammy.

 



Ladies, want to date one of the guys in One Direction? Better watch what you say on Twitter! Apparently the guys will test you out by telling you a few lies to see if you'll sell them out. Niall's famous for it, but after a while if you're genuine, he'll give you a shot...

...but lets be honest....you still don't have a shot.

 





Ratings and reviews for Here Comes Honey boo boo on TLC last night are kind of a mixed bag. Ratings were huge, reviews...well, some are calling the show a true sign of the apocalypse!

...personally I see the making of a future Jersey Shore cast member.

 



And finally an explanation for the horrible drivers in SA....it turns out fat drivers are more likely to crash and get injured. 

...And coincidentally also more likely to mistake the airbag for a giant marshmallow.

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