Guess we figured out what Ryan Seacrest is doing with all that money he gets in his new American Idol contract....the Kardashians have signed a new three year, 40 million dollar deal to continue their reality show. Oh good, now maybe they'll finally be able to afford something nice for themselves...
...like an NFL player for Kim's next sham wedding.
Angelina Jolie's Dad may have put his foot in his mouth when he said publicly that Angelina shouldn't have anymore kids - even though she's a great Mom...
...that's not something you say to a woman who collects kids like most women collect shoes.
Facebook now has over 900 million users. None of whom care about what you just ate for lunch. Enough already.
People magazine has named Beyonce as the World's Most Beautiful Woman! Not bad for somebody who just gave birth not too long ago! When asked for comment about People's selection...Kanye West.....
...was actually speechless for once.
Who didn't see this coming, the Octomom is under investigation for Child Neglect! Apparently she's been locking kids in a room by themselves, and since the house has backed up plumbing the kids are forced to go to the bathroom outside! YET...she spent over $500 on a haircut for a date...which is pointless..
...who the hell cares what your hair looks like, you got 8 kids!
So much for camping out for the Fiesta parades this weekend, police are cracking down on campers in city parks, telling them to be out by tonight or else!
...hey, if they're looking for a good place to camp, sounds fun over at the Octo-Mom's house.