The Email we got this morning:

Spoon and Amp,

I had to vent to you guys. My Valentine’s Day was awful. My boyfriend of 3 years, Greg, was such a selfish jerk last night. It started out promising when he gave me a nice card some chocolates and a dozen red roses. He said that he tried all week to get into a nice restaurant but they were all booked so we had to settle for Hooters since it was close to the movie theater. After Hooters we went to the movies. I thought maybe we would see Silver Linings Playbook but no he wanted to see the new Die Hard movie so that's the movie we watched
 
I was so angry and still am angry at him. After the movie I had him drop me off at my apartment alone. He was shocked that I was so angry. He didn’t understand evening saying to me how he knows I love Hooters wings and all the Die Hard Movies. Which I do but come on its Valentine’s Day and it’s all about romance not looking at other women’s boobs or watching an action movie.
 
I can’t be the only one who had an awful Valentines’ Day being with a clueless oaf. I hope.

Stephanie

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.: WOW -Breaking up with someone on Valentine's Day is pretty rough, breaking up with someone on Valentine's Day like this is STONE COLD. Yesterday, in Manchester, England, a woman named Laura bought some ad space on a small billboard at the deli where her boyfriend Dan buys his lunch. And the ad says, quote, "Dan, I'm leaving you for Gary. Your clothes are at your mom's and I've changed the locks.  Sorry to do this on Valentine's Day.  Laura." We don't really have any more info about Laura, Dan, or Gary the homewrecker, all we know is a BUNCH of people spotted the ad, and took photos of it.  But I think we can assume Dan is NOT happy about it.