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Lisa started feasting on cat hair 15 years ago as a way to feel closer to her pets. “Just chewing it is relaxing … Her fur is such an interesting texture. So soft and puffy and like cotton candy,” she says. Now Lisa needs a cat hair fix every two hours. That comes out to about three quarter-sized hairballs every day. In addition to her hairball chewing, Lisa grooms her cat with her tongue like “a mama cat would do to her kittens.”