So let's say you're walking down the street. You see a couch. Not just any couch, a SEXY couch. You want to have sex with it, but you wonder . . . how much jail time will I do if someone catches me having sex with this couch?
The answer is in. You will NOT go to jail.
Last September, 46-year-old Gerard Streator of Waukesha, Wisconsin was busted humping the hell out of an old yellow couch someone had left on a curb near his apartment. An off-duty cop jogged past just as Gerard was thrusting aggressively.
He was initially charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, which could've earned him nine months in prison . . . but eventually he worked out a plea deal.
Yesterday afternoon, he officially pleaded guilty to misdemeanor public lewdness. He got five months in jail, but the sentence is suspended as long as he stays out of trouble for one year of probation.