The Bet: Winner of the Super Bowl
The Picks: Josh Picks the Ravens - Spoon Picks the 49ers.
Rules and Regulations of the Slap Bet:
1. A slap bet is created when two parties involved in a disagreement, argument, or difference of opinion mutually agree that whichever party is proven right (or winning party) gets to slap whichever party is proven wrong (or losing party) across the face as hard as they possibly can.
2. In all Slap Bets, a Slap Bet Commissioner must be appointed. In the event of a discrepancy, the Slap Bet Commissioner makes the final ruling. The Slap Bet Commissioner must be someone fair and unbiased, someone kind hearted but not afraid to rule with an iron wrist.
3. When issuing a slap, the slapper must aviod lips, ears and noses as all cost. The goal is for the palm of the slapper’s hand to connect with the meaty part of the slappee’s cheek thus providing utmost enjoyment and pain. If you’re seeing handprint on the cheeks, you’re doing something right. In the event of a bloddy nose, the Slap Bet Commissioner shall award the slappee three slaps to be used in succession. Suggestion The Dead Man’s Slap (rules 8.)
4. When issuing a slap, the slapper must not wear any rings, gloves, or other finger/hand ornaments to protect the safety of the slappee.
5. When issuing a slap, the slapper must keep one foot on the ground at all times to protect the safety of the slappee.
6. In the event of Premature Slapulation, (when the slapper slaps the slappee as hard as he or she possibly can and then afterwards, finds out the slap was not warranted), the slappee gets to slap the slapper at least three times depending on the ruling from the slap bet commissioner.
7. The Blind Man Slap; If the Slap Bet Comissioner deems the slappee particularly deserving, the Slap Bet Commissioner can issue The Blind Man Slap in which the slappee must close their eyes while being slapped.
8. The Dead Man Slap; Backhanded slaps are permitted only if used in succesion. For example, if the Slap Bet Commissioner awards the slapper multiple slaps, the slapper can use a backhand if and only if it’s preceded by a forehand. This is commonly referred to as The Dead Man Slap and is the only existing slap that allows the slapper to connect with both sides of the slappee’s face thereby earning maximum slappage.
9. When the slappee gets slapped, he/she must accept the fact that they’ve just got slapped. Any retaliation against the slapper, by the slappee, will result in no less than ten slaps (with a set number to be delivered by the Slap Bet Commissioner.)
10. The Slapper may call in two "Pinch Slappers."
11. The most important rule: Enjoy! Few things in the world match the sheer joy one receives from slapping a friends right across the face. Especially after proven right. So get slapping!!